How does this happen?

Seriously, I don't know how these things happen! I gave Joaquin a piece of an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie the size of my thumb nail to tide him over while I ran to the restroom. (And for those of you that don't remember how tiny my fingers and fingernails are, I had to buy toddler size gloves to go snow skiing.) So, I walk back into the kitchen after being gone for all of maybe 60 seconds and Joaquin looks like this:

I couldn't help but laugh and grab the camera.

Did he even eat any of it or just smear it all over his face?
I seriously cleaned oatmeal pieces out of his eyelashes and his ears!
Crazy kid! :)